Buying An Adhucdisac
Buying An Aphrodisiac
Isha
Opening the text thread I have with Ava, James and Savvy, my fingers shook a little as I typed out what I was
about to ask them.
I want to be extremely naughty tonight. Like BIG NAUGHTY
My BFF James: Like you want to skinny–dip tonight, streak, strip poker? I need details.
My BFF Savvy: I haven’t been naughty in so long, I am down for anything. I’ll even put on a show for you all and let Mac and Jack spit roast me in front of everyone. That’s how down I am.
Girl, you are on my mind track.
My BFF Ava: I’m so down. Yes to everything, I don’t care what it is.
I chuckled. I knew Ava would be down for anything. She’s a little more wild than I think Aaron thought. But I also think he loves it.
I was doing research for my story and came across these drops that you can get at a s*x shop. They’re supposed to increase your libido a hundredfold. Now I know our guys don’t need any help in that department because they’re all horn dogs. And I know we don’t either, because same LOL. But I was thinking it would help our inhibitions come down a little. Because I still get a little nervous getting naked in front of people.
My BFF Ava: Why? Your body is immaculate.
Just my insecurities, Anyway, what do you think? If I go buy these drops, will you do them with me?
My BFF James: It’s not illegal, is it?
I don’t think so. I’m not even sure if it’s real. But I’m going to go to Treasures and see if they have it. The guys are out shopping for meat and drinks. I’m done making Lumpia and pineapple empanadas.
My Bff James: F*ck Isha how could I forget you’re half Filipino. I can’t wait for tonight.
Probably because I don’t look it, LOL. Anyway, any objections?
My Bff James: Nope
My BFF Savvy: Green for me
My BFF Ava: I am so a go. I’ll meet you there. I’m done with my pink salad and snickers salad. Ten minutes good?
Yeah, meet you there. What’s pink salad and snickers salad?
My BFF Ava: Strawberry jello, strawberries, and cool whip for the pink salad, and cut up Snickers, Granny Smith chopped apples and cool whip for the Snickers salad.
Sounds good, can’t wait to try it.
Okay, a little white lie never hurt anyone. But it sounded interesting. I checked on my jello shots, and they were good to go. My watermelon was nice and heavy with vodka. My Lumpia was in the oven staying warm and my empanadas were in the fridge getting cool.
Buying An Aphrodisian
I grabbed my keys and left five minutes later. I pulled up in front of Treasures, Ave waved, bouncin
toes. She was so damn cute. Her red hair was all natural today in bouncy curls. She had on a pink Lans
pink jean shorts with pink flip–flops.
“Hey, you look like a redhead barbie.”
She giggled. “Totally the look I was going for. I totally want to buy a new sult for tonight. Something to drive Aaron wild. Think they’ll have something here?”
“It’s a s*x shop, they totally will”
She grabbed my hand, and we walked into the shop. There was a blonde girl with pigtails in a little school girl’s outfit. She had black lipstick on and her eyes were heavily made up with black eyeliner and shadow “Hi, if you need help with anything, holler,” she said, as she checked out a guy in a complete fishnet outfit with blue jean shorts on wearing sh*t kicker boots. He winked at us, and we giggled, taking a sharp left into
the aisles.
We looked with wide eyes at all the things that were on display.
“Have you ever been to a s*x shop before?” I asked Ava.
“No, this is my first time, it’s very educational,” she said, picking up a leather mask with zippers where the eyes and mouth were and a black crop with a butt plug at the end of it.
“What’s that?” I asked, pointing to the ceiling where some kind of contraption hung there.
“It’s a s*x swing,” the blonde girl that worked there said. “You hang it anywhere, and it makes for easier s*x fun. There’s a lot you can do with one.” She pulled up a video on her phone and showed us what could be done. Ava and I both gasped.
“I want one,” we said at the same time.
We all laughed.
“I’ll take two,” I said to the girl. One for me and one for my friend.” I looked at Ava, “Early birthday present.”
“You’re the best,” she giggled. We walked around some more. I got a couple more vibrating c*ck rings because I really liked the one Dawson used I got a really long double dildo, didn’t know what I was going to do with it, but I’m sure my guys could think of something, especially Ford. I chuckled at the thought of him seeing it.
Ava and I found some really cute bathing suits. I got a sparkly red string bikini that had a little flirty skirt. When I tried it on, you could just see the bottom of my cheeks as I stood, but if I bent over, you saw everything. Perfect. The top was just two triangle scraps. My b*obs would spill out of this. Again perfect Ava got a bright blue string bikini that looked beautiful against her creamy white skin. Her breasts, although not as big as mine but still a good size, looked awesome.
“It’s a good thing we get Brazilian waxes,” I said.
“Don’t I know it,” she said, giggling.
We brought our purchases to the front. I gave the girl my address to have the swings delivered and then looked her intently in the eyes.
“I didn’t see what I was looking for on the shelf, so I was wondering. I heard some s*x shops sell aphrodisiacs
Buying An Aphrodisian
that work really well.
The girl popped her bubble gum.
“Are you guys cops? Because if you are, you have to tell me, it’s like a rule:
“Oh, sh*t is the stuff illegal?” Ava asked.
“No, we aren’t cops. I’m a writer, and she’s my protégé, I said, winking at Ava
“Oh, anything I would have read?”
“My Pen name is Isla Gold,” I said, not really thinking she had read anything I would have written, and the squealed the f*cking walls down.
“Holy SH*T! You’re Isla Gold? Oh, my God, your vampire series is the f*cking best. I love Shay, and Blaze. The way you wrote Blaze’s character, I love that grumpy sunshine trope. I mean I loved him, grumpy, so jaded from living so long and then to find Shay, the shy little dancer that stole his heart. Ugh, I melted. The way he protected her from the shadows, and killed anyone that made her cry. I just can’t. I actually have one of your books in the back. Will you sign it for me? Oh, and to answer your question, it’s not illegal anymore, but it’s frowned upon. I’ll go get what you need.” She squealed again and ran off to the back.
“I can’t believe she knew who I was.”
“You’re bigger than you think. Your online presence is a big deal, but when you started publishing paperback, you have no idea. Have you checked your stats lately?” Ava asked.
“No, I’ve been busy, trying to make my ex–husband notice me and then wallowing in my writing and then the divorce and the guys, I just haven’t paid attention.”
“Well you need to check. You’ve blown up in the last few months.”
I nodded. The sales girl came out with my Dark Shadows book. She handed it to me eagerly with a black sharpie.
I opened the cover, “What’s your name?”
“Sandy,” she said, all smiles.
“To Sandy, the
Gold.
Cheday awaits you in your dreams. Kneel and open your mouth like a good girl.” Isla
“Oh my God, thank you, thank you! Okay, here is what you are looking for. Like I said, it’s not illegal. However, it uses plants that are pretty controversial, and are not approved by the FDA, so technically we can’t put it on the shelves to sell, but we do it quietly. Three drops on the tongue and wait ten minutes. Make sure you do it during, or after you eat. It needs to be taken with food or else you’ll be extremely nauseous, I know. It wasn’t fun. But once I got food in me, wow, my inhibitions vanished and every touch was like magic. My girlfriend literally made me see colors,” Sandy said.
“How much?”
“That’s the stickler, it’s a thousand dollars a bottle,” she said.
“I’ll take it,” I said
She wrapped it in a small plain brown box with paper shavings in it. She rang the rest of our stuff up and three thousand dollars later, we were walking out of Treasures.
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“That was so much fun. Okay, see you in a couple of hours,” Ava said.
See ya,” I waved. She got into her Mercedes and drove off. I put my purchases in my car and I ran over to Gushers, where they made the best real fruit smoothies and got a pineapple and strawberry smoothie.
I was having such a good day when a hand grabbed my arm.
“What are you doing around town? I figured you’d be off in a hole somewhere crying.”
“Madilyn, what an unlovely surprise to see you. Hello, I’m Isha Ryan,” I said to the two girls standing next to
her.
“Hi, I’m Starla, and this is Cheyene.”
“I can speak for myself.”
I looked at all of them. They looked the same, blonde, beautiful, fake. Whatever.
“Why would I be crying in a hole Madi?”
“It’s Madilyn. Because isn’t your divorce final, no more sucking Jason dry of all his money.”
I scoffed, “Madilyn, I don’t need Jason’s money. In fact, he’s probably going to be the one that will be crying
on his knees when he finds out exactly what he lost. You ever heard of Isla Gold?”
“She’s only one of the best up–and–coming spicy novel writers,” Cheyenne snarked,
I just smiled at the girls until Starla and Cheyene’s mouths opened. Madilyn still didn’t get it.
“No way, you’re Isla Gold. Wow, Jason’s an id*ot for sure. Your last book sales have skyrocketed. I am a huge fan and I follow all the trends, and you are trending.”
Seriously, I’m doing that good? How come my agent hasn’t contacted me? Sh*t maybe she has. I haven’t been checking my email.
“There’s no way you’re some famous author. I mean, I haven’t heard of you,” Madilyn said.
“Yes you have, Mads. She’s the author of the biker books you like so much.”
Madilyn’s mouth dropped, I could see the war going on behind her eyes. She knows me as Jason’s ex–wife, but I’m also one of the authors she reads and likes. I sighed.
“Look, Madi, I don’t hate you. I may have resented you, because you’re beautiful, and you stole my husband, but if Jason wasn’t willing to be stolen, he never would have been. You’re young, and we all make mistakes. I just hope you learn from them.”
She scoffed. “Jason loves me. He sends me flowers and jewelry every other day. He misses me. If he never slapped you, I’d be engaged to him now.”
“What? How do you know about that?” I was shocked.
“Oh, that a shole Dawson Becks showed my daddy a video of it. You must have said something to really piss him off, or he would never have hit you.”
“You’re right, I did say something that had him reacting f*cked two motorcycle bikers in our bed at the same time. Had my world rocked”
Madilyn’s mouth dropped open again, Cheyenne smirked and Starla looked at me with something that looked like admiration
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“I can’t believe you cheated on him,” Madilyn blurted out
“Seriously, after he had been cheating on me with you and served me divorce papers?”
“Come on Mads, look at her, she looks happy. This should be proof that Jason is not good for you. You’re
lucky your dad made you give him up.”
“Cheyenne!” Madilyn yelled.
“Wait, Paul made you stop seeing Jason?”
“He said he’d cut her off if she got near him. He didn’t like that video of you being hit.”
I smirked. Well, well, well, I knew I liked Paul.
“You could do way better, Madilyn. Trust me, I have.”
“Let me guess, Dawson Becks?” she snarked.
I smiled big, “Yes, and Davis Rogers, Mic Benton and Ford Myers.
“You’re the girl!” Starla said, pointing at me, “We met them at a dinner party, and they talked about a girl they were all pursuing.
“Yep, that’s me.”
“You’re my hero,” she said.
“Starla!” Madilyn screeched. I chuckled
“Well, got to go girls. I’m having a party tonight, lots of men to f*ck. Tata.”
I raced across the street and hopped into my car. I laughed at the admiring faces of Madilyn’s friends as she stood there fuming.
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